"Whatever makes you break..."

Lock me up if you want me to zip my lip. Telling you about a flunked relationship won't be pleasant at all. I'm no Venomancer in inflicting insult to injury, but I can sure make it feel like it's burning through your heart and soul. More pew pew, less QQ you say? Screw it, she's SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF MY LIFE, but every day her number still sticks in my head, torments my mind. I am the Leshrac and she is Kel'Thuzad throwing a Chain Frost that keeps on bouncing back to me, wave after wave.

Stock some tissues. I'm not going to make you cry, but rather, BLEED. I'd rather leave you behind and stick my phone behind your back than endure another day. I know, you'll try, but you can never get me back in your arms again.

Now for the Barrel Roll



Watch, then go ahead and shoot me.

You sure didn't like that, right?

RIIIGHT.